The Holy Grail of Bloody Marys (and it's not Ike's)

A favorite restaurant of ours in Minneapolis is Ike's Food and Cocktails.  Their pre-game brunch is just the ticket ahead of a Twins or a Vikings game, but that's not even their best.  Their best is their bloody mary, which is a meal in a cup:

While this concoction is absolutely the best bloody mary in the Twin Cities, unfortunately it can't hold a candle to this:

Yes, that is really a cocktail that is being sold (by Sobelman's in Milwaukee), and yes, it is garnished with a fried chicken.  A full fried chicken.  

Which naturally makes me "think" of this:

Sorry, Ike's, I love you, but you got some work to do...